Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
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I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day..
She said it was a non-prophet organization.
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︎ May 25 2020
Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?
They're a non-prophet organization
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call an atheist business?
A non-prophet organization.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.
Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist.
//I'm not making this up.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What did the Atheist say upon dying and meeting God?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Yo god this atheist!
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Atheists
So yesterday my dad opened the door to 2 guys asking for money. They asked him to donate for atheism. My dads reply was this, βI thought Atheism is a non-prophet organization.β They smiled and walked away.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they never truly see the light.
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︎ May 13 2019
If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?
Because he doesnβt believe in himself
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What do you call a dyslexic atheist?
A person who doesn't believe in dog.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What's the opposite of an atheist?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.
Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My eyeglasses are atheist.
They're skeptical spectacles.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Atheists are just people without deitary restrictions.
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︎ Jul 12 2015
How do we know spiders are atheists?
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︎ Nov 17 2018
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Some Atheist Were Thieves . Do You Know Why ?
-- Because They were at-Heist until death .
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︎ May 24 2020
Did you hear about the Egyptian atheist?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman
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︎ Aug 24 2016
Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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︎ Jan 15 2017
There is a way for atheists to find happiness.
They just need to have faith.
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︎ Aug 20 2018
An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.
Because they do not believe in higher powers.
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︎ Jan 18 2018
Son, do you know why itβs hard to be a dyslexic atheist?
Because your dog doesnβt believe in you.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
(I did my best)
Atheist: I broke into a bar yesterday; do you incinerate I'll go to hell for it?
Christian: You mean insinuate?
Atheist: No, I just had a drink.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
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︎ Jun 07 2017
A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
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︎ Nov 12 2013
Why are atheists so selfless?
Because Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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︎ Dec 27 2016
What did the Jewish guy say to the atheist?
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︎ May 16 2016
What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?
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︎ Nov 26 2014
This kid at the school assembly is my hero
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief".
The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
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︎ Jun 05 2017
The leader of a church kept making false doomsday predictions.
The church recently filed to be a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
You have to be light in order to have no mass.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Thank God
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︎ May 07 2018
What do you call an atheist church?
A non-prophet organization! ππ
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︎ Dec 15 2019
What did the atheist say upon arriving in hell?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Have you heard of atheism?
Itβs a non-prophet organization
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︎ Mar 22 2019
What kind of organization is an atheist church?
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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