Agnosticism Puns

A list of puns related to "Agnosticism"

What do u call a charity run by atheists?

A non-prophet organization.

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👤︎ u/thecyriousone
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshippers?

They’re chanting “Hail Santa!”

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👤︎ u/Pookells
📅︎ Dec 24 2021
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And God promised that good and obedient wives could be found in all corners of the world

Then He made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed

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👤︎ u/Kable35
📅︎ Mar 02 2022
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with ansomnia?

They stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic

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👤︎ u/tehdredpirateroberts
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a dyslexic atheist?

A person who doesn't believe in dog.

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👤︎ u/filmfarceur
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?

Because he doesn’t believe in himself

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👤︎ u/sBroz410
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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What type of organization is atheism?

A non-prophet organization

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👤︎ u/ohineedascreenname
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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Have you heard of atheism?

It’s a non-prophet organization

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👤︎ u/chicken-littler
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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