Theist Puns

A list of puns related to "Theist"

Anti-theist pun
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👤︎ u/TheWildNazis
📅︎ May 18 2020
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.

I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.

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👤︎ u/kikasphalt
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/avigyan_33
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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What's the opposite of an atheist?

A theist

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👤︎ u/demanemotus
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call someone that worships The Fonz?

An ayyye theist.

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👤︎ u/StripedTiger711
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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I only believe in 12.5% of the bible

I'm an eighth theist

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👤︎ u/touchmybackwalls
📅︎ May 10 2018
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...

That makes me an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/t3chnophile
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I only believe in 12.5% of the bible..

Guess that makes me an eighth theist.

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👤︎ u/ACKenway
📅︎ May 21 2016
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