My wife accidentally put over $200 of cash through the washer and dryer, her uncle couldn't help himself.

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📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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Found a perfectly good washer and dryer just laying around
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📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.

I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.

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👤︎ u/Exallium
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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Just dadjoked my girlfriend by accident.

She was walking down the hall towards her door, and I was leaving to go move my laundry from the washer to the dryer. Right as she was walking into her apartment, she said, "Have fun doing laundry!"

I sarcastically replied, "Oh im sure I'll have loads."

She backtracked out of her door just to give a sickened and irritated look.

I am so proud right now.

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📅︎ Mar 02 2015
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She made me tear up with pride.

Last night, we were doing laundry and I was putting the clothes from the washer into the dryer, but throwing them up into the dryer. I had a sock that i threw and she "accidentally" blocked it.

Fiancee: "You just got sock-blocked"

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📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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I was hanging up laundry today...

My wife and I just moved in to an apartment with a washer, no dryer. So we hang our clothes on a line out the window.

She says "How are we going to dry them in winter?"

I say "We'll have to freeze-dry them."

Cue eye roll.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2014
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I have a dryer sense of humor...

It's right next to my washer sense of humor.

Background: explaining a dumb joke to a girl and it got awkward and I just tried to make it go away by saying "I have a dryer sense of humor", then immediately saw my opportunity and whipped out "It's right next to my washer sense of humor." We laughed.

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👤︎ u/junkfever
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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Got my girlfriend today

So we were doing laundry, specifically moving the wet clothes from the washer to the dryer and of course she complains about how much she hates doing laundry.

"God, I really hate doing laundry"

Without a second delay, I retort, "Yeah, it's a very dry task."

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👤︎ u/Nate_of_88
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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Regarding laundry

"When the washer is done, could you do a favor and put it in the dryer?"

"I can try but i doubt it'll fit"


Disclaimer: I am not a father.

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👤︎ u/crazyjeffy
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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