You're doing a half-assed job.
B'idet mate!
Iβve been having a blast
but now I kinda like the little squirt.
because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons
If youβre too much to the left or to much to the right, itβs sh*tty.
... seems like a half-assed shower.β
Bidet bidet bidet, thatβs all folks.
Bidet, mate!
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
Bidet mate.
I bought my bidet on sale!
It was her bidet.
They currently have nothing to go on.
When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.
.....well that's a day well spent.
very upset and yells out to his wife- "honey, you would not believe the bidet I've had."
A bidet.
Bidet, mate!
But, I got out bidet.
So we were watching Grand Designs and talking about houses and such and the show was telling us about the bathroom.
Me: Oh look they're gonna put in a bidet.
Dad: I don't know why people put them in.
Me: Ah come on! You haven't lived until you've used one of them.
Dad: Yeah, that'll be bidet.
cue groans of despair
Bidet mate!
