Electronic bidet Puns

Am wondering if there are folks who might be able to comment on long-term ownership/use of electronic seat bidets.

Am specifically referring to the type of bidet seats that have a nozzle that extends/retracts electronically.

I currently own a BioBidet A8. After ~8 months of use (in a 3-person household, no small kids), I began seeing issues with the nozzle extension/retraction mechanism - the nozzle wouldn't fully retract after completing the auto cycle.

BioBidet quickly approved the RMA, and they just shipped it back to me, stating that the pump and nozzle was replaced.

I know that these units do not have the "buy-it-for-life" durability of standard porcelain bidets, and I was aware when I purchased it. Am just trying to get a sense of the typical longevity based on folks experience, e.g., 3 years? 5 years? longer?

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I'm working on remodeling my bathroom, which includes installing gizmos like a towel warmer and a fancy electronic combo bidet-heated toilet seat.

A pet peeve of mine is seeing a power brick on the wall. I think a visible wire or power brick looks amateurish.

I have found hardwired towel warmers. But, based on Amazon results, it seems that all standalone bidet/toilet seats plug into a receptacle.

Has anyone found what I am talking about?

Thanks!

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Brand new. Never used. Box was opened only to verify contents.

Heated seat. Elongated version. Comes with remote.

$240

The same technology costs $350-500 in stores.