Bidet Puns

It’s become a real pain in the ass

You're doing a half-assed job.

B'idet mate!

I’ve been having a blast

because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons

but now I kinda like the little squirt.

If you’re too much to the left or to much to the right, it’s sh*tty.

... seems like a half-assed shower.”

Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.

Well played, boy.

Bidet, mate.

there Bidets like this

Bidet, mate!

It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home

Bidet mate.

I bought my bidet on sale!

It was her bidet.

They currently have nothing to go on.

When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.

.....well that's a day well spent.

very upset and yells out to his wife- "honey, you would not believe the bidet I've had."

A bidet.

It wasn't major, the doctors say I'll live to see another bidet.

But, I got out bidet.

So we were watching Grand Designs and talking about houses and such and the show was telling us about the bathroom.

Me: Oh look they're gonna put in a bidet.

Dad: I don't know why people put them in.

Me: Ah come on! You haven't lived until you've used one of them.

Dad: Yeah, that'll be bidet.

cue groans of despair

Bidet mate!

Bidet, mate!