Dandruff Puns

A list of puns related to "Dandruff"

If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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👤︎ u/Bumblebus
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I bought some dandruff treatment, but it did not come with instructions.

It left me scratching my head.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.

It's a real head-scratcher!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Apparently Baghdadi had dandruff

They found his head and shoulders

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you know the girl eaten by the shark in Jaws had dandruff?

Her head and shoulders washed up on the beach.

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👤︎ u/theisiscrisis
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I've always wondered why so much dandruff falls on my desk...

I still scratch my head over it.

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👤︎ u/zakisista
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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My anti-dandruff shampoo worked really well for me.

It was head and shoulders above the competition.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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I have a friend named dandruff...

No matter what we're plan, he always flakes

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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GF: What does a dog say when it has dandruff?

Me: I don't know? GF: Damn ruff.

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👤︎ u/cleverley1986
📅︎ Aug 20 2016
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What's the best product to use on a dog with dandruff?

Head and Four Shoulders.

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👤︎ u/sec713
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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my first dad joke

The people who don't have dandruff, have dandsmooth

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👤︎ u/Tanjo-niru
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Dad's fake swearing

"Stone of a peach!"

Was a favorite of my Dad's. There are probably others that I can't recall. Share yours in the comments!

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👤︎ u/samspot
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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My sister got me last night.

Me: "You've got dandruff on your shirt."

Her: "I live a dandruff life."

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👤︎ u/mayormcturtle
📅︎ Mar 14 2015
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