My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
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My doctor told me my favorite exfoliator was giving me micro-abrasions.

I’m a little torn up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbmagas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why does T-Boz not exfoliate?

Cause she don't want no scrubs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelonglifter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated

Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
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Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.

His name was Exfoliant.

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