I accidentally used the dog shampoo today....
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What is the scientific term for shampoo?
What should you use with Batman shampoo?
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.
It’s a real head scratcher.
My mates were thinking of alternative names for shampoo.
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...
must love it unconditionally.
What do you call pig shampoo?
I don't use shampoo when I wash my hair.
I'm a man - I use real poo.
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
I asked 100 women which kind of shampoo they used.
The number one answer was, "How the hell did you get in here?"
What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?
Is it the foamer or the lather
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
I don’t understand why my wife spends so much money on shampoo...
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but
the joke just left me scratching my head.
Why doesn't Nancy Pelosi use shampoo
Because the bottle says it's tear free.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Why did the blonde go through a whole bottle of shampoo?
Because the directions said lather rinse repeat.
Shampoo
This morning my girlfriend was telling me about her new shampoo, that comes without additives and sulfates and all that jazz.
GF: It's called "no poo" shampoo
Me: Sounds like a bit of a sham to me
She didn't get it.
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
You can improve the efficiency of your air conditioner by using it after your air shampoo!
I was walking along the other day when someone threw some shampoo at me.
Unfortunately it turned out to be real poo.
I got shampoo in my eyes while showering today
My boyfriend said, "That must've been an eye-soapening experience."
My shampoo bottle was empty... [Repost]
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...
My anti-dandruff shampoo worked really well for me.
It was head and shoulders above the competition.
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth
I just squeezed the shampoo bottle a little too hard
Head and Shoulders on my knees and toes, knees and toes
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Their number one answer was,
“HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo "Head and Shoulders"...
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
Then it just becomes a soap opera
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
All of them replied: "How the hell did
you get in here?"
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
Then it becomes a soap opera...
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