I got an STD after a one night stand

It was a fun-gal infection

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrJBeard
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What's the only STD Zeus can get?

The thunder clap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Itsabeanburrito
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What do you call a reptilian std?

Gator-AIDS

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lo0220
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/volt_the_turtle
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A friend of mine got a STD from a one night stand.

You could say that he got screwed over.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The-Hallow-One
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I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD

Iโ€™m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
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My parrot was diagnosed with STD

Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_Smaldini_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What does a Tyrannosaurus Rex get when he contracts an STD?

Dino-sores.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andyraf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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My Spanish-Greek friend asked me if I had ever had a STD

I told him ยกSi, Philis!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MakkiChan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Men, we all want a cure for that burning STD pain...

Don't wee?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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What STD gives you a runny nose?

Sniphilis

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jfuzzman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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What's the only STD you can catch from your own hand?

The clap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Buglepost
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/daugarten
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What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A. A pat on the head.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maryfountain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Hey ladies, are you looking for a stud?

Well, I got the STD now all I need is u.

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My dad came up to me while I was on the computer...

"wash your hands after you're done, there are a ton of viruses on there"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xReptarXx
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Sort of SO told me that I should swim unprotected with sharks.

I replied with "Idk, I may end up with an STD...a Sharksually Transmitted Disease."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thecody17
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