I asked my professor if he was feeling any better he says he had VD yesterday ...

You know vomiting and diarrhea

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You should always use protection when watching movies

You don't want to catch D-VD

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George Carlin's stand up sets are just really fleshed out dad jokes.

George Carlin dad jokes the shit out of airline language. I never really realized it until rewatching it years later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw

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📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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Christmas dad joke.

Got an awesome cup from my SO for Christmas. Has tons of equations on it. Dad sees a Maxwell equation (V•D)=P and says if you get VD it hurts to pee!

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