VD Puns

A list of puns related to "VD"

I asked my professor if he was feeling any better he says he had VD yesterday ...

You know vomiting and diarrhea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeatherLeeAnn
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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You should always use protection when watching movies

You don't want to catch D-VD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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George Carlin's stand up sets are just really fleshed out dad jokes.

George Carlin dad jokes the shit out of airline language. I never really realized it until rewatching it years later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deskclerk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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Christmas dad joke.

Got an awesome cup from my SO for Christmas. Has tons of equations on it. Dad sees a Maxwell equation (Vβ€’D)=P and says if you get VD it hurts to pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShellyMarsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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