Anyone know when EA Sports will release COVID-20?

I am trying to decide if I should preorder, or if it will be as easy to get as COVID-19?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriendOfDrBob
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You know, I really hate companies like EA

Pay Β£2.99 to view punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.

You cannot be Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpugh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Wanna here a joke about EA?

Too bad,that micro transaction is going to cost you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arod8305
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I hate how EA has a monopoly on NFL Football videogames

It really maddens me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeist
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I heard about the new Battlefront game from EA

So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfiggsmeister
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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What do you call a thought that costs money?

An idEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbieismyhamster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth

Core-ean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAEAerbest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What do you call a million dollar idea?

An idEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Reeddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Can you make a cool pun out of my name?

My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.

Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyhui
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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No neutrality...

Has anyone else noticed how people either LOVE or HATE Swiss cheese? It like there’s no Gruyere-ea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeggman1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My Dad: Calm down about this net neutrality thing . . .

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostinasense
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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College class humor

In college I took a business law class from a very conservative and intense professor who intimidated us by calling us out to answer questions randomly.

One day the teacher was discussing Torts and called on me by name and then said, β€œGive me one type of Tort?”,

β€œPop-Tort”. I blurted out.

The room went completely silent as everyone was waiting for the professor to get very upset and then the unimaginable happened. The professor smiled then chuckled and then the class felt free to join in and laugh too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randykates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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Why is letter T so hot?

Because no one likes cold T(ea)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_1543
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What is a republican president's favorite weapon?

A Reagun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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How would you spell pee if you had to pay to do it?

pEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Knock knock.

Who's there? EA. EA who? Sorry that'll be $4.99 or wait 3 hours to unlock this answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timsayshi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Dadjoked a cashier

I was out with some friends, we were grabbing some food at a local coffee shop. Their prices were fucking sweet, like three bucks for a sandwich. Anyway, I placed by order:

-$4.50 for a grilled cheese (heavenly)

-$3.00 for a small shake

-$0.60 tax

The cashier nods and says, "Thank you, that'll be $8.10"

I replied, "It's about to be ea-ten"

I'm pretty sure they spit in my food...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeNukem99
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What do you call two barracudas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuez_jr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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My boyfriend made a dad joke so bad, I think it actually got me pregnant.

(him showing me something on his phone)

Me: Jesus, turn your brightness down it's burning my corneas.

Him: maybe next time you should use your "greenbean-eas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shapiro1313
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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My Dad last night in front of 300+ people...

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

...

Here he is last night telling this joke on stage to kick off a comedy show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firesatnight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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Christmas Present

http://d2me59s95dy7e.cloudfront.net/mobile/cartoons/2d/ea/00/99/368151efbfe34d8593c1c080716986c0.jpg

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