Pox Puns

A list of puns related to "Pox"

Why couldn't Eve get Chicken Pox?

She'd Adam.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Humans get chicken pox while chickens dont get human pox.

Colonel Sanders just found a way to get back at those little bastards.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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I helped my dad with some roofing today, and I think that the house had chicken pox when it was younger,

because now it has shingles.

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👤︎ u/mttmllr32
📅︎ May 13 2018
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What do you call a Japanese car with the chicken pox?

An itchy Nissan

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👤︎ u/kreekkrew
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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If you've had a pox on both your houses,

the shingles virus is already on the roof.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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Only anti-vaxxers will get this one...

Small-Pox

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I hate anti-vaxers

They sicken me

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👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Renaming the charity closet at school...

Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.

"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."

I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"

Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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