Alopecia Puns

A list of puns related to "Alopecia"

My wife is leaving me because Im suffering from Alopecia.

Never mind!! Hair loss.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Only a person suffering from alopecia areata will know

how smooth and relaxing it is to wipe the bum

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👤︎ u/NoctisHero
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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👤︎ u/ilikegar
📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?

A smooth criminal!

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👤︎ u/obscuremuffin
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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I recently made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

Thankfully, it didn't raise any eyebrows

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👤︎ u/shaykg
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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I did a tasteless joke at an alopecia convention

Fortunately, it didn’t raise any eye brows

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👤︎ u/lasercats18
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors

Alopecia Keys

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Gf left me

My girlfriend left me because I have Alopecia.......

Nevermind, Hair loss

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👤︎ u/anxiousguy7
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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My wife is leaving me because I suffer from Alopecia.

Never mind....Hair loss.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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