...the best advice I can give is apply daily.
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize
So I called in slick for work today.
Now I might have to call in slick.
My wife was applying some Oilatum moisturizing cream to her face after her bath. I told her she was using the wrong cream, the stuff she was using is for her stomach. It says so right in the product name. Oil-a-Tum.
She was not impressed.
Olay!
WOW....I'm cured.
It really stops waning
Oil of Olé
A leek.
A humi-ditty.
But there's one bug that's weta
Desiccant.
It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize.
Having dessert in Professor Snape's class? That's
Cake by the potion
Having dessert while moisturizing your skin?
Cake by the lotion
Having dessert in limine?
Cake by the motion (mine)
Having dessert along with kinetic force?
Cake by the motion (my daughter)
Having dessert while dividing it?
Cake by the quotient
Having dessert while you blow things up?
Cake by the explosion
Having dessert while you come up with an idea?
Cake by the notion
Having dessert while watching chaos?
Cake by the commotion
Having dessert next to someone who is getting a new job? Hopefully it's
Cake by the promotion
This is the story of a dad joke gone horribly (wonderfully) awry.
Early last week, I posted a status about my morning misadventures, which involved me accidentally putting face moisturizer on my toothbrush. This morning, my father reads this and decides to comment, "That's why I keep prep h in the cupboard." But he doesn't comment on my status. He writes this on my wall, without any context at all for innocent bystanders.
My wife (changing the diaper): Aquafore? Me: It's a moisturizing ointment for diapers, but that's not important right now.
"The best advice I can give you is to apply daily."
Apply daily.
Apply daily.
The best advice I can give is to apply daily
