Pedicure Puns

A list of puns related to "Pedicure"

My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied “baby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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👤︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I tried giving a giant a pedicure.

It was no small feat.

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👤︎ u/bishkink
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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There was this kinky burglar who would sneak into people's bedrooms to give them a pedicure as they slept. .

He was a clip toe maniac

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Do you know why Jesus loves manicures and pedicures?

Because he loves getting his nails done

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👤︎ u/excalibron
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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If I get a pedicure and walk out without paying...

Would that be considered pedi theft?

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👤︎ u/philihp
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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If your bike is broken...

take it in for a pedicure.

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👤︎ u/JaxDrone
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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Post breakup dad jokes can hurt... But damn they can be funny..

Significant other recently dumped me to heal some personal life issues alone. Call the family and explain the situation, tell them that bf was sadly a recovering drug addict.

Go home to enjoy a mom daughter weekend. Bad dad joke ensues.

Dad calls: What are you and your mom up to today? Me: We just finished a manicure pedicure session. Dad: I thought you just got rid of one of those? Me: ...what?.. Dad: A man-to-cure. Me: .....Face palm. Okay dad... That was pretty good.

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👤︎ u/schatraw10
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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