I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.

Although I think I would nail Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julesvdz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife got a manicure

They nailed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My dad asked me about my new manicure....

I explained to him that they set the gel polish with a UV light.

He replied "How do they get it off? ..... With a VU light? snicker"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/constancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Dad joked bf during a manicure

Me: (putting clay mask on hands) If you gotta do anything with your phone, do it now with your left hand!

Bf: That's my texting hand, you started on the wrong hand.

Me: No. I started on the RIGHT hand.

-groans commence-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_believe_it
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.

It’ll be called β€œMany Cures and Manicures”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macgruder1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.

"Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Post breakup dad jokes can hurt... But damn they can be funny..

Significant other recently dumped me to heal some personal life issues alone. Call the family and explain the situation, tell them that bf was sadly a recovering drug addict.

Go home to enjoy a mom daughter weekend. Bad dad joke ensues.

Dad calls: What are you and your mom up to today? Me: We just finished a manicure pedicure session. Dad: I thought you just got rid of one of those? Me: ...what?.. Dad: A man-to-cure. Me: .....Face palm. Okay dad... That was pretty good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schatraw10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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