What do the sun and nail polish remover have in common?

They can both make your acetone darker...

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📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Nail Polish
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👤︎ u/Ryotaiku
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes

Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.

It's like she doesn't even have to try

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👤︎ u/legomason
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.

Although I think I would nail Polish.

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👤︎ u/julesvdz
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?

Nail polish.

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👤︎ u/Moses1Eye
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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My dad dropped this one on my cousin at breakfast.

My little 6 year old cousin comes up to my dad and says to him "Uncle Bill! I have magnetic nail polish on! Look!" Then he replied "Oh... that must make you attractive."

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📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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Even at Christmas, there's no stopping him.

Daughter (pointing out a specific color in a nail polish set): "Hey! That nail polish is on my toes right now!"

Dad: "No, that nail polish is in the box right now."

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📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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My dad just cracked this one.

Mom: "Has anyone seen nail polisher?"

Dad: "Oh yeah"

Mom: "...?"

Dad: "I saw plenty in a store!"

*Chuckled internally.

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👤︎ u/sebabell
📅︎ Mar 01 2014
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