What do the sun and nail polish remover have in common?
They can both make your acetone darker...
7 yr old daughter dropped this when I held up her 2 ice cream cone shaped nail polish bottles to my eyes
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.
Although I think I would nail Polish.
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
Nail polish.
My dad dropped this one on my cousin at breakfast.
My little 6 year old cousin comes up to my dad and says to him "Uncle Bill! I have magnetic nail polish on! Look!" Then he replied "Oh... that must make you attractive."
Even at Christmas, there's no stopping him.
Daughter (pointing out a specific color in a nail polish set): "Hey! That nail polish is on my toes right now!"
Dad: "No, that nail polish is in the box right now."
My dad just cracked this one.
Mom: "Has anyone seen nail polisher?"
Dad: "Oh yeah"
Mom: "...?"
Dad: "I saw plenty in a store!"
*Chuckled internally.
