Nail salon Puns

A list of puns related to "Nail salon"

What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?

A panicure

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👤︎ u/Aceto1469
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...

It's about to get ugly out there.

Stay safe.

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👤︎ u/Comfortable_Occasion
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?

Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.

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👤︎ u/MilkChocolate2434
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.

It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”

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👤︎ u/macgruder1
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Dad joked by a stranger today.

I wash windows for a summer job when i am home from college.

Today I was washing a window to a nail salon when an older gentleman was walking past, and he hit me with a zinger.

"How's the window washing business going?"

<without waiting for a response> "You must be cleaning up!" He then walked away chuckling to himself.

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👤︎ u/joebags15
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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