If carbo hydrate

Then why bread dry?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CopsaLau
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Keep cows well hydrated

Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wyllyam1111
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Just installed a new hydration system

It was well done

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BrutusMaximu
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
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So I'm at a bar with my friend the other day...

Bartender comes over to get our drinks, we're both interested in hydrating to start off with and we order waters.

Bartender asks if we want ice water or just water.

We both say we'd like ice in our water.

So then I say, "well, you could say it's ice water squared."

My buddy then lowers his head and says, "Bro, they come cubed..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goldraven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?

I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."

.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BearWithTridentToo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2019
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No matter how much pop I drink Iโ€™m still so thirsty...

I must be soda hydrated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rogan2929
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?

Hail Hydrate

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VIVIVUSVICI
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