Just installed a new hydration system

It was well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrutusMaximu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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If carbo hydrate

Then why bread dry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopsaLau
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Keep cows well hydrated

Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?

I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."

.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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So I'm at a bar with my friend the other day...

Bartender comes over to get our drinks, we're both interested in hydrating to start off with and we order waters.

Bartender asks if we want ice water or just water.

We both say we'd like ice in our water.

So then I say, "well, you could say it's ice water squared."

My buddy then lowers his head and says, "Bro, they come cubed..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldraven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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No matter how much pop I drink I’m still so thirsty...

I must be soda hydrated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogan2929
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?

Hail Hydrate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VIVIVUSVICI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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