Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❀️

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Have you heard of the man addicted to drinking brake fluid?

Says he can stop anytime!

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Eye drops should be called blinker fluid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobrtm
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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It’s the lighter fluid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My wife told me to push fluids when I got my covid vaccine

I sent her this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wreckingjew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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If a man is addicted to braking fluid...

Can he stop any time he wants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonhackwith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Brake fluid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishingnet7479
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_thereDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, β€œI can stop whenever I want.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Kurtz
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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9/10 people addicted to breaker fluid can't stop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScenicFlyer41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noobs_rule3n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Fluid simulation with a twist! gfycat.com/tatteredrevolv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedtedkiiler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZReifel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-

"URETHRA!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I guess the food is more fluid with the guests
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehaxe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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get it? because it’s break fluid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornrow_klages
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?

Cuz they are non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laaldit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.

I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My kid told me to buy blinker fluid

So I brought back eye drops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?

It is now the lightest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Sure, I drink brake fluid

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I love brake fluid.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadhik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Sure, I drink brake fluid.

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/off-and-on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay-hates-today
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!

I can stop anytime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomage007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anduril_uk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid

But he says he can stop at anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

but I can stop any time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDoody
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Access_Denied316
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid

I can stop whenever I want to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsdothisEpic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madsmand
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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