Runny Puns

A list of puns related to "Runny"

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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👤︎ u/FuckinWimp87
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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👤︎ u/PaleoGamer
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...

...you're built upside down, mate.

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👤︎ u/hjras
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?

A hipposnotamous!

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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How do you stop a runny nose?

You break it's legs

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👤︎ u/MistaBobDobolina6174
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny

But it's snot

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👤︎ u/Restless_Hippie
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class

I think i had a sin(x) infection

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👤︎ u/Leonidas0423
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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When you're dancing with your hunny and your nose gets kind of runny you might think it's funny,

but it's snot.

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👤︎ u/Grayson7
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.

I told him "No whey, Jose"

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👤︎ u/Milk-Wizard
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman with a runny nose?

You could say he's phlegmboyant.

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👤︎ u/mr-louzhu
📅︎ May 27 2018
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What STD gives you a runny nose?

Sniphilis

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👤︎ u/Jfuzzman
📅︎ Mar 16 2016
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I just saw a police officer that was yellow and runny...

He was the Custardy Sergeant

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👤︎ u/BarrelledShipman
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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Im sure her dad had something to do with this! (X-post from r/runny)

My friend asked her parents for a 6ft Teddy bear for Christmas. Today she got this.

http://imgur.com/M4CAMAg

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👤︎ u/InterVaginalAircraft
📅︎ Dec 26 2013
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I told my dad I had a runny nose

He told me to tell it to walk instead

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👤︎ u/Neptune513
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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I had a runny nose

I had a runny nose and my father was looking for some allergy medication for me. I complained that we didn't have any and He turns to me and says "you must be over Reactine then"

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👤︎ u/Unclebausta
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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People think a runny nose is funny.

But, it’s snot

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👤︎ u/Salvalconn
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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If your nose is kind of runny and you go to kiss your honey, you may think that it is funny

But it's snot

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.

Snot

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👤︎ u/Religion__of__Peace
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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You may think it's funny when your nose is runny...

But really it's not.

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👤︎ u/SonoShindou
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose

You may think it's funny, but it snot

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👤︎ u/Captain-plasma
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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