The nose puns are amazing.
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
So... there was a nose measuring contest. There were some really long ones like 10 inches. But Fred had the longest at 12 inches. The judge didn’t like that. It’s not a nose then is it... it’s a foot.
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose
Or i'll catch you red-handed
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
Severed Human Nose Found
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
A nose walks into the pub....
The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're off your face."
Why can’t people pick their nose?
Because they already have one
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...
...you're built upside down, mate.
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
Is your nose running?
If so, I might vote for it.
My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.
I told him “no, I was born with it”
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you're smiling?
What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot."
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because, then it would be a foot.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose??
What Do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
What do you call someone with no body or nose?
What do you call a person without a body or nose?
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