The nose puns are amazing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animefan777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If your nose runs, and your feet smell

You were built upside down.

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxzslm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.

The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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So... there was a nose measuring contest. There were some really long ones like 10 inches. But Fred had the longest at 12 inches. The judge didn’t like that. It’s not a nose then is it... it’s a foot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliottTBaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call someone with no body and nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose

Or i'll catch you red-handed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streetdog2003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?

Then it's a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?

Nobody nose.

Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CompactDisc96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?

He’s the one who can’t stop on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose

It was an aunt-eater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Severed Human Nose Found

I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headtattoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...

he can't have my nose, I need it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FTM-Oct2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.

They're mouthbreathers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZilchIJK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A nose walks into the pub....

The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're off your face."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why can’t people pick their nose?

Because they already have one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QT_FlSH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...

...you're built upside down, mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjras
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?

STACHOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...

...but eye jokes are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Is your nose running?

If so, I might vote for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.

I told him β€œno, I was born with it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edisonsucksdc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you're smiling?

Haha, I made you smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osman_uat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?

A hipposnotamous!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?

Otherwise it will be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowerfulTour4204
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call someone with no body and nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamatzi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowershelf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Hambooger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken1372
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krayola-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"

"Nobody knows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham Boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuna_teeth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham-boogers!

I know, it snot funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velvettriangles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because, then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose??

NOBODY KNOWS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahoody24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What Do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

Ham Boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call someone with no body or nose?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call a person without a body or nose?

nobody nose(knows) ;-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_bee133
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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