With all of this gene modification I feel like we should be having the talk about

Gene-โ€œethicsโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zalot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13 2019
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What is a dogโ€™s favorite car modification?

A sub-woofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DueSignificance9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05 2019
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The O.Henry Pun-Off is back โ€œON!โ€ - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museumโ€™s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings theyโ€™ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youโ€™ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bpcombs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15 2020
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I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.

Now I don't need the lighter.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AreetPal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07 2017
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This was my father's text to me this morning concerning Harrison Ford.

Him: Harrison Ford injured in crash landing of a piece of junk. Wondering if special modifications were contributing factor. Inquired about Chewbacca's condition. Nancy assured me this was a solo flight.

Me: you're the devil.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dsubandbeard
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