According to the second amendment, I have the right to bear arms

Now what do I do about the rest of the animal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ZEN0N_
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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This is what being American is all about. Second Amendment Lights.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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New Amendment to the Constitution

Can we not pass a new amendment to the Constitution that all Politicians must obey? I want this new Amendment to read: "Don't be a cunt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeckoInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the US Constitution say to the 8th Amendment?

You my lil' shorty.

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I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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She's a huge supporter of the 2nd Amendment imgur.com/DsH4xDI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mammothman64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Second Amendment

If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1smaels
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There's an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts.

I call it "The Right To Bare Arms"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dajafo01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origamibyameer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Did you hear about the knitters for the 2nd Amendment?

Dont thread on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/protoprf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I'm not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is...

But I'll take a shot at it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanussr
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Why did Yogi like the second amendment?

Because he loved his bear arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Braz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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So in school we’re learning about the Bill of Rights, and today we talked about the second amendment. It says we have the right to β€œbear Arms,” but I was curious where the right to bear Feet is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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The Second Amendment imgur.com/ejIIXaK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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What's a bird's favorite amendment?

Freedom of SCREECH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluebonnetcafe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Follows Second Amendment: Right To Bear Arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StartCase
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2011
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I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origamibyameer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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