I’ve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life
The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
“Hi, is this the rejection hotline?” “No! Go away!”
God got into every college he applied to. His son got rejected everywhere.
He got hung up on his boards.
How do you reject someone who wants to elope?
My job application was rejected by a juice company...
I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.
You had to be a complete dick.
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Why did Samus reject the offer?
It didn’t match her Crateria.
You don't really hate cats....
You just can't handle rejection.
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
Just got rejected by your crush?
Ouch... that must've heart.
Why was Hitler rejected from art school?
They did nazi his artistic talent
Two pigs tried for an audition but both were rejected
One was too hammy while the other was too boaring
Why was the boar rejected for the casting role?
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
My dad has a way with words.
I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.
I keep applying to carpentry school, and they keep rejecting me.
I don’t think they like my stool samples.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
A vegan rejected me on Tinder
She said we shouldn't meat
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
Hah, rejected by your mom
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
I asked my crush to pass me a chair
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?
What did the mushroom say when he got rejected from clown college?
My car was rejected from the car show...
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
Transplant nurses,
they just can't stand rejection!
If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
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