In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
You had to be a complete dick.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.
It didn’t match her Crateria.
They did nazi his artistic talent
Ouch... that must've heart.
One was too hammy while the other was too boaring
It wasn't up to snuff.
He was too hammy
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
He couldn't see himself doing it.
He calls it Nyetflix
I guess the sky is my limit
She said we shouldn't meat
I don’t think they like my stool samples.
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
It smelt funny
Why not!? I'm a fungi
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
Fail to reject Ho
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
She rejected him though, because he was a commentator
Bank manager rejected my application for a business loan. I told him that their was a great future in it if he would just look, but I guess he just could not see it in the camouflage business.
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
Because Sheeran away
If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.
Dad: Watch that cart when you open your door. It's right in the way.
Mom: Why do I have to watch it? Does it do tricks?
Dad: Yeah. CARTwheels.
Got rejected because it wasn't stroganoff.
When he picked up he told me that "it showed up as 'private caller' when you called. I told your mother that we should reject the call because I only accept lieutenant caller and higher."
Credit to my friend's dad
Since you guys enjoyed my dad moment in math class I thought I'd share my chemistry moment too.
So we are discussing atmospheric pressure and my teacher thought it be a good example to ask us to stand up to example how we can overcome the pressure. So everyone is standing and I remain sitting,
Teacher: so what's stoping you from standing up?
Me: Peer pressure
Followed by rejected high fives
My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.
I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."
The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."
I say, "that's just your two cents."
At a fast food restaurant, my dad's credit card gets rejected. Not missing a beat, he pulls out another one and says "Here, try this one, I just printed it up in my basement this morning."
