Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Why did Samus reject the offer?
It didn’t match her Crateria.
A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.
You had to be a complete dick.
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
My dad has a way with words.
I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.
The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
Why was Hitler rejected from art school?
They did nazi his artistic talent
Just got rejected by your crush?
Ouch... that must've heart.
Two pigs tried for an audition but both were rejected
One was too hammy while the other was too boaring
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
Why was the boar rejected for the casting role?
I asked my crush to pass me a chair
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
I keep applying to carpentry school, and they keep rejecting me.
I don’t think they like my stool samples.
A vegan rejected me on Tinder
She said we shouldn't meat
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
Hah, rejected by your mom
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
“Hi, is this the rejection hotline?” “No! Go away!”
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
What did the mushroom say when he got rejected from clown college?
My car was rejected from the car show...
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
What is it called when a statistician cheats on his SO?
Transplant nurses,
they just can't stand rejection!
If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
What do i have in common with movie script writers
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
Why Ed didn't have any girlfriend?
Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
She rejected him though, because he was a commentator
What are some good valentines science puns to woo the ladies?
Bank refused me a loan.
Bank manager rejected my application for a business loan. I told him that their was a great future in it if he would just look, but I guess he just could not see it in the camouflage business.
Vending machines are kind of homophobic
If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.
Was talking to my wife about heading to the local fire hall for their charity Christmas tree drop-off and chipping...
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
Called my dad from different phone today ...
When he picked up he told me that "it showed up as 'private caller' when you called. I told your mother that we should reject the call because I only accept lieutenant caller and higher."
Credit to my friend's dad
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