Rejected Puns

A list of puns related to "Rejected"

I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected

It was worth a shot.

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👤︎ u/inTRONet
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected

Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.

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👤︎ u/maximusheadroom
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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👤︎ u/noapostrophe555
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.

They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.

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👤︎ u/SD_Swift
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.

You had to be a complete dick.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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👤︎ u/sludgemonkey01
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Just got rejected by your crush?

Ouch... that must've heart.

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👤︎ u/DuckieNerd
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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Why was Hitler rejected from art school?

They did nazi his artistic talent

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👤︎ u/realsuperguy199
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Two pigs tried for an audition but both were rejected

One was too hammy while the other was too boaring

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why was the boar rejected for the casting role?

He was too hammy

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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I was rejected from the astronaut academy

I guess the sky is my limit

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👤︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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A vegan rejected me on Tinder

She said we shouldn't meat

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👤︎ u/Stupid_Watergate_
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?

Because he was a Muggle Sultan.

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Hah, rejected by your mom
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👤︎ u/Piersontheraven
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.

I guess I didn’t make the cut.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected

Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri

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👤︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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What did the mushroom say when he got rejected from clown college?

Why not!? I'm a fungi

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👤︎ u/stlnthngs
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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My car was rejected from the car show...

It wasn't wearing the proper attire.

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👤︎ u/DrummerJedi
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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👤︎ u/dandehmand
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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