A list of puns related to "The Rejected"
It was worth a shot.
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
You had to be a complete dick.
I told him beggars canβt be Hoosiers.
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
He was too hammy
It wasn't up to snuff.
I guess the sky is my limit
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
Why not!? I'm a fungi
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
It didnβt match her Crateria.
He couldn't see himself doing it.
He says, βIβm sorry honey. Iβve just got no energy at night.β
It smelt funny
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
Bank manager rejected my application for a business loan. I told him that their was a great future in it if he would just look, but I guess he just could not see it in the camouflage business.
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.
When he picked up he told me that "it showed up as 'private caller' when you called. I told your mother that we should reject the call because I only accept lieutenant caller and higher."
Credit to my friend's dad
Since you guys enjoyed my dad moment in math class I thought I'd share my chemistry moment too.
So we are discussing atmospheric pressure and my teacher thought it be a good example to ask us to stand up to example how we can overcome the pressure. So everyone is standing and I remain sitting,
Teacher: so what's stoping you from standing up?
Me: Peer pressure
Followed by rejected high fives
My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.
I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."
The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."
I say, "that's just your two cents."
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