"I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there."
I was stuck between a rock hard place and a hard rock phase
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
...he has a drink, flirts, then vanishes, with a poof.
^(I’m gay and personally found this hilarious, but many do still view the term “poof” as somewhat offensive, so my apologies if this isn’t in good taste.)
One says to the other, "Wanna get shit-faced?"
So my dad, and I were driving and we past a gay bar in my town. My father noted that there was a tow-truck in their parking lot, and with the biggest shit eating grin on his face he said "It looks like someone got rear-ended."
It's called Oklahomo.
Because they’re all Asgardians!
I asked, "What? Are you conducting a stool sample?"
He walked away, no words.
