Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
I walked into a bar with my gay friend!
I asked the bartender if he knows how to make a Martini? He said "Don't come here with your queries!"
Two condoms walk past a gay bar.
One says to the other, "Wanna get shit-faced?"
A magician walks into a gay bar...
...he has a drink, flirts, then vanishes, with a poof.
^(I’m gay and personally found this hilarious, but many do still view the term “poof” as somewhat offensive, so my apologies if this isn’t in good taste.)
There's this gay bar in Oklahoma.
It's called Oklahomo.
gay bar dad joke
So my dad, and I were driving and we past a gay bar in my town. My father noted that there was a tow-truck in their parking lot, and with the biggest shit eating grin on his face he said "It looks like someone got rear-ended."
A guy at a bar asked "are you using all these stools?"
I asked, "What? Are you conducting a stool sample?"
He walked away, no words.
