I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
He was smarter than the average bear.
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
It’s an LGBT Queue
A faguette.
A homocide
"Haven't they suffered enough?"
Come on guys.
He couldn't keep a straight face
Super Smash Bros.
Butt willy?
At the end of the day, its night
Homogeneous
Me: clenches fist
Wife: don’t you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.
He wouldn’t give me a straight answer.
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
A Mandate :3
A man-date mandate
Because he worked 9 hours straight.
Because they all came out of closets.
A penal colony
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
One Of Them Is Straight!
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
A jolly rancher
Mum: looks at dad
Dad: clenches fist and sweats
Mum: No, don-
Dad: HI GAY I'M DAD
A Mannequin.
Mega-sore-ass
Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
At the end of the day, it's night.
Butt fuck it.
