What do you call a Gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barndoorschloopen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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Gay Pride....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Why is it hard to tell if monsters are gay?

Because they are in the closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esposures
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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Son: I'm gay

Dad turns red and tries fighting his reaction

Mom: control yourself, don't do it, this is an important moment.

Dad: hi gay I'm dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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I was gonna make a gay joke...

...Butt fuck it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_world_thin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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What were the gays doing in the ocean?

Navigayting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShivaKrishna999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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I think my husband could be gay...

I've got a strong male intuition for these things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverRapid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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My son told me he was gay

He couldn't keep a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdstrawbery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why are gay people always smiling?

Because they can’t keep a straight face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennismarr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Why should you never trust gay people? Because they'll never tell you anything straight

Because they'll never tell you anything straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skevan2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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I just met the most perfect Irish gay couple

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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Gay jokes aren't even funny, like

Cum on guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why are gay people insomniacs?

Because they can't go straight to sleep!

(I am so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivingUnicorgi
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I would like to make a gay joke…

But I can’t tell it with a straight face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteelPush6768
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do gay horses eat?

Hayyyyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SONGUNDAM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2021
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Did you know Sully js gay? Well, he came out of the closet.
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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

β€œI can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Kissin the homies isn't gay.

It's homiesexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alep2007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why did the gay man apply to the post office?

cuz he was interested in male delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The7thMagician
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Stayed in a hotel with a gay ghost last night

It really put the willy's up me....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regret-Superb
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Today I found out my son is gay

Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What do you call a gay chicken?

A lesbi-hen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kn1ghtpr1nce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why did the gay dude crash his car?

He didn't drive straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codizier
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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You know why gay people can't win poker?

Cause they can't keep a straight face.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My son asked me what does gay mean

Me: it's means being happy

Son: so are you gay dad?

Me: no son, I have an wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAUSTIC101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I made a restaurant for gay people

I call it LGBBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingTyler72
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call a gay couple from Alabama?

Super Smash Bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BX56_YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?

He was smarter than the average bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleBirdie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Having gay parents must be horrible

You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."

Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.

Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.

Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."

Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantSolar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a gay french man?

A faguette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Son: mom, dad, I’m gay

Me: clenches fist

Wife: don’t you dare

Me: face turns red

Wife: ........

Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual

At the end of the day, its night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Have you heard about the 2 gay Irishmen?

Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I asked my Dad if gay people should get married and he said,

"Haven't they suffered enough?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.

Come on guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call a gay cookout?

An LGBBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I told my gay friend a joke

He couldn't keep a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharth_pillai
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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