A list of puns related to ".gay"
LGBBQ
Because they are in the closet
Dad turns red and tries fighting his reaction
Mom: control yourself, don't do it, this is an important moment.
Dad: hi gay I'm dad
...Butt fuck it.
Navigayting
I've got a strong male intuition for these things.
He couldn't keep a straight face
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
Because they canβt keep a straight face.
Because they'll never tell you anything straight
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Cum on guys
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
But I canβt tell it with a straight face.
βI canβt believe I blew 40 bucks in thereβ
It's homiesexual
Itβs an LGBT Queue
cuz he was interested in male delivery.
It really put the willy's up me....
Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!
A lesbi-hen
He didn't drive straight.
Cause they can't keep a straight face.
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
I call it LGBBQ
Super Smash Bros.
He was smarter than the average bear.
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "Iβve seen it a few times but no doubt many people havenβt. No reason a good joke canβt be posted bc someoneβs posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
A faguette.
Me: clenches fist
Wife: donβt you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, Iβm dad.
At the end of the day, its night
Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
"Haven't they suffered enough?"
Come on guys.
Butt willy?
An LGBBQ
He couldn't keep a straight face
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