Punstoppable
A list of puns related to ".gay"
Because they are in the closet
Dad turns red and tries fighting his reaction
Mom: control yourself, don't do it, this is an important moment.
Dad: hi gay I'm dad
Navigayting
I've got a strong male intuition for these things.
He couldn't keep a straight face
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
Because they can’t keep a straight face.
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
But I can’t tell it with a straight face.
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
It’s an LGBT Queue
cuz he was interested in male delivery.
Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!
He didn't drive straight.
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
I call it LGBBQ
He was smarter than the average bear.
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
Me: clenches fist
Wife: don’t you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.
At the end of the day, its night
Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
"Haven't they suffered enough?"
Come on guys.
Butt willy?
He couldn't keep a straight face
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