Celibate Puns

A list of puns related to "Celibate"

What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?

They Celibated.

Ha,I'm going.

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👤︎ u/Pumpkimstew
📅︎ May 24 2020
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A monk friend of mine recently took a vow of abstinence

I really think that's something to celibate

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👤︎ u/crusty_crumpet_
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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There's never a party in my pants

But I still celibate the good times

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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