Just one day Dad, please stay Dad-Joke abstinent for just ONE DAY
(On getting a good book for Christmas from my Grandma) > Me: "Aw thanks Grandma I'll read that with delight" >> Dad: "Who's Delight?"
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
Lil Naw Sex
I had abstinence only sex education when I was in high school.
It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
A monk friend of mine recently took a vow of abstinence
I really think that's something to celibate
Tennis couples are firm believers of abstinence.
Love means no score.
Got a girl in the library!
Her: This doesnt make any fucking sense
Me: You know what else doesnt make any fucking sense?.....Abstinence
Edit: Her: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAN
