A list of puns related to "Abstain"
A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "
The way things are going, I now think she meant her second marriage.
Double O saving.
He was trying to abstain from alcohol
You could say that I am abstaining from ab staining...
Abstained glass.
I think I'll abstain from it tomorrow as punnance.
I just met a handsome monk. He has spent his life abstaining from carnal pleasure. I found him ascetic-ically pleasing.
A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.
This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...
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