What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?

A cesium and desist letter.

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A French painting exhibition at my local museum just closed...

...they must have received a CΓ©zanne desist

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Dadjoked by a Constitutional Law professor.

This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -

"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."

Crickets.

"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."

More crickets.

"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."

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