Monogamous Puns

A list of puns related to "Monogamous"

I'm monogamous, so is the girl of my dreams, however she turned me down...

We're mutually exclusive

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👤︎ u/Bad_4pples
📅︎ Feb 26 2022
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Apparently many crabs are monogamous for their whole lives

They call it Old Bae

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👤︎ u/Sassaphras
📅︎ Jan 30 2022
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Why don’t monkeys like monogamous relationships?

Because they’re swingers

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👤︎ u/imabritnotayank
📅︎ Nov 01 2021
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When my girlfriend and I first got together...

... we had a frank discussion wherein she said she's monogamous. I candidly admitted to her that I am polyamorous. So far we've had a great mono-poly thing going. And the upside is, I own all the railroads!!! And a hotel on Boardwalk!

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👤︎ u/tomorrowroad
📅︎ Mar 19 2022
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