What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did

Daughter: "Quarantine."

Me: . . .

Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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How warm is a janitors closet?

Broom temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How does a chemist come out of the closet?

-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"

-"what?"

-"im GaY"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I finally came out of the closet

It was dark in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad-of-boy232
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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In the Closet
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My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?

Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet

Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiisportscow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I can out of the closet to my family.

They were relieved that they finally found me after a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hendrick_Davies64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Grandma came out of the closet today.

We were looking for her all day yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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If your garage is small enough it's a vroom closet /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acdcvhdlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Pansexuals shouldn’t come out of the closet

They should come out of the pantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.

The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why are lgbt people good at fashion?

They usually spend a long time in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onyeon125
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What happens when a closet goes into fighting

It turns into a wardrobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oil-Salad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a teacher that farts in the closet?

Private Tutor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stripedpixel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I had a business organizing closets...

but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Coming out of the closet v.redd.it/14v1n5y40kw31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My dumb friend is a closet racist

Closets aren't even a race!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My daughter occasionally raids my wife's closet for clothes to wear

She's like a fashion Mongol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, "Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!"

I laughed, "Babe, it's a scarf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:

But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utilities closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the teacher say when s/he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexsaintmartin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tabeh0udai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezw4n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatzeDaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?

SUPPLIES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiqabumm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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The janitor jumped out of the closet and yelled

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelousMartin1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauceyFella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1ppy86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsphjar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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