Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
It was trivial per suit.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
You hope to avoid crop tops and cutoffs.
Narnia business!
It was a difficult habit to kick.
I said its Narnia business
“Look at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”
I said, “it’s a scarf”
Apologize if this is a repost of some kind, my grandpa just sent me this as a text with his very limited energy. I wanted to honor his out-of-nowhere dad humor even in his old age.
Banarnia
Abracabadbra.
Voice kept whispering "I used to be an executioner in a leather jacket shop"
Turned out it was just a coat hanger.
I hate my-shelf
Narnia business!
I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"
she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.
That's Narnia business.
Me: "No, that can stay where it is."
You clothes it.
I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.
My girlfriend and I had just purchased a wardrobe from ikea in flat pack. As we were moving the wardrobe to our flat out from the my mum was walking to her car.
Mum- "Oh, that looks interesting. What are you doing"?
Me- "oh, we are going to Narnia"
Mum- ".... ok?"
Gf- "..... why didnt you tell her"?
Me- " because its Narnia business"
He said "Narnia business."
Son: Narnia business!
He said it was Narnia business
Narnia business.
Narnia business
