I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PythagorasJones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!

Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I thought I’d spice up my wardrobe.

Bought some cloves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What does your teen daughters wardrobe have in common with trying to post memes without watermarks?

You hope to avoid crop tops and cutoffs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TennisADHD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What are you doing in that wardrobe?

Narnia business!

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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I'm thinking of buying this wardrobe what do you guys think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesterdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.

He said "Narnia business."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My wife was going through our wardrobe and said

β€œLook at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”

I said, β€œit’s a scarf”

Apologize if this is a repost of some kind, my grandpa just sent me this as a text with his very limited energy. I wanted to honor his out-of-nowhere dad humor even in his old age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blame-RS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you call a secret place that grows Bananas, that you can only access through the back of a wardrobe?

Banarnia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bulletproof_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What did the magician say when she had a wardrobe malfunction?

Abracabadbra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackharvest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Heard whispering coming from my wardrobe!

Voice kept whispering "I used to be an executioner in a leather jacket shop"

Turned out it was just a coat hanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What would a self depreciating wardrobe say?

I hate my-shelf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobsteelea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What do you call transactions made between a lion a witch and a wardrobe that are none of your concern?

Narnia business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souldrax
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..

I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"

she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie_riot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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What happens when four children lock themselves in a wardrobe?

That's Narnia business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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Me: "We need to find a place for our daughter's birthday toys." Wife: "What about our wardrobe?"

Me: "No, that can stay where it is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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What do you do with a wardrobe door that is slightly ajar?

You clothes it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bundleofgrundle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...

I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurkarm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Dad joked my mum and my gf while setting up an ikea wardrobe.

My girlfriend and I had just purchased a wardrobe from ikea in flat pack. As we were moving the wardrobe to our flat out from the my mum was walking to her car.

Mum- "Oh, that looks interesting. What are you doing"?

Me- "oh, we are going to Narnia"

Mum- ".... ok?"

Gf- "..... why didnt you tell her"?

Me- " because its Narnia business"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?

I said its Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Dad: What are you doing in the wardrobe?

Son: Narnia business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlainetheMono19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there

He said it was Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctparkin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe have in common?

Narnia business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipperAVL
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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Why did the lion sneak into the wardrobe?

Narnia business

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