nice outfit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prancelr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?

Lukewarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Coworker's response to us wearing similar outfits at office job

"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageNeither682
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironwarrior404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabrielsCake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Santa's wife, wearing a skimpy outfit : How do I look?

Santa: Hoe hoe hoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EncryptedSage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.

Says she can’t see me in camouflage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What’s the fanciest outfit a vegetable can wear ?

A three peas suit ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liddles06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.

He says its like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..

I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuaryvsp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I have a lot of extravagant outfits and costumes.

The singer of "Believe" asked me to give her some.

I told her, "But I don't want to, Cher"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brianh117
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I asked the bank teller why the guy sitting at the next window was wearing a mask & a cowboy outfit?

She said he was the lone arranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I’m wearing the same outfit to work today as I did yesterday.

Yet none of my coworkers have noticed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EKMeeeestake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I went to dinner with a nun the other night and I asked why she had to wear her outfit everywhere

She said it’s an old habit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ypg-235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I went to a shop to buy a clown outfit.

I let the salesman pick my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnorkelTurkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Why are nuns' outfits always ill-fitting?

Because good habits are hard to maintain and bad habits are hard to break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ak_illustration
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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The perfect outfit can make a good day great

https://i.redd.it/32qkvjdpobk21.jpg

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What's the most expensive part of a pirates outfit?

The ipatch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Battle_Cat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call an outfit you exercise in?

A sweat suit

(My mom told this to me not even 5 minutes ago; I think they're evolving)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Someone said my outfit was gay

I told them it came out of the closet this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/604taco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Why do golfers carry extra outfits?

For when they get a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodceilingfan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today

I think he is a little racist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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How's a druggie like Mike Tyson in a maid's outfit?

They'll both clean up your meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derleth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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This woman shouted at me because my fish outfit upset her child.

She got all up in my gill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I didn't have a brown belt to match my outfit today, so I made one out of cardboard, which subsequently ripped.

What a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2013
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I just bought my wife a slinky outfit...

I can't wait to see her going down the stairs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Went to hire a Halloween costume and asked what ghost outfits they had.

They said β€œ we don’t have any I’m afraid”. I said β€œdon’t be silly, it’s just a costume.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalskin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Two teams fought in a small room using only their outfits and pocket change.

It was clothes-quarters combat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anderswag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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"I finally found the perfect outfit to wear when I meet my daughter's first date" (x-post from r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RivalRio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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People that hire a professional to help them with their Halloween outfit.....

....are Costumer's Customers....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJSamDiamond
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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I was going to buy a baby outfit for my future son or daughter...

But then I realized that would be a little pre-conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howellinatthemoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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When I can't find the outfit I want to wear...

If we're going out somewhere nice, and I decide to wear something different:

Me- I'm going to go change Dad- Hopefully into a nice person

Har har dad. Har. Har.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdh217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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