James Day Puns

A list of puns related to "James Day"

Jesus’ brother, James: Boss, my brother just died. I need the day off.

Boss: No problem.

(3 days later)

James: Boss, my brother is in town. I need the day off.

Boss: Wait a second...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Challenge: Absorption/Dye/Paint Puns

I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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