James Day Puns

A list of puns related to "James Day"

Today should be James Bond day

Since it's Double "07" (07/07)

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👤︎ u/aexolthum
📅︎ Jul 07 2022
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Jesus’ brother, James: Boss, my brother just died. I need the day off.

Boss: No problem.

(3 days later)

James: Boss, my brother is in town. I need the day off.

Boss: Wait a second...

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Call me by my Married Name

Corrected a family member at a Father’s Day event who called me “James”…

Please, call me by my married name. It’s “Hey James”

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👤︎ u/skrugzalicious
📅︎ Jun 22 2022
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Challenge: Absorption/Dye/Paint Puns

I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/LoveDeluxe
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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