Freeze Off Puns

A list of puns related to "Freeze Off"

A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.

After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."

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👤︎ u/im_not_geih
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis off.

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👤︎ u/fischfun
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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Just dropped this on my mom

I was walking in my house with a coat on when my mom said "take your coat off, are you freezing?" I replied "My name isn't freezing it's Stanky_sock

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👤︎ u/Stanky_sock
📅︎ Mar 24 2016
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”

He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”

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👤︎ u/rohanlahiri05
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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